irl i am really skinny and he continously misses my anorexic body.

the next user faces an army of mutant steves that think he is a diamond.

@Boxpoorsoft, we posted at the same time so I do yours:

I make myself throw up the turd.

The next user is stuck in a room forced to listen to the loudest screaming death metal with the volume turned all the way up.

I slip on Bose headphones and listen to soft, classical music.

The next user is in space, no suit, no ship no planet, Just there, in empty space

I am a planet.

The next user is drowning in boiling oil.

Luckly, I have a scuba/fireman suit on.

The next user is currently in a wormhole, of which they cannot escape

I am in a TARDIS there fore im safe.

The next person is teleported to the sun.

The sun has already burnt out.

The next person is now being hunted by the last videogame character they played as.

@OC39648 (View Post)

 No i am not.

I try to kill the next user with a dagger.

I catch xetalim's arm mid-swing and flip him over.

The next user is now being hunted by the U.S. Government