I become a zombie, and eat the next person.

Luckly I had a bunch of pea shooter, doom shroom and winter melon seeds with me, so I killed you before you ate my brains.

The next user is forced to watch dora the exploer (No escaping) until they die. (You have to be a ordinary person and the TV cannot be destroyed or shut off in any way.

However, I can still change the channel. I change it to the Discovery Channel.

I trap the next user inside an indestructible box, filled with a mixture of concentrated sulfuric acid, hydrochloric acid, and hydrofluoric acid. You are an ordinary human, and you cannot escape the box because I sealed it inside a larger indestructible box.

i happen to be carrying a large can of some liquid with a base of 14 that is concentrated to the max, i then see a small door on the bottom and crawl out that box and turn the next into a bunker.

the next user gets a letter saying they will die... just then i run out with my pet Velociraptor and attack him.

There is no way someone can 'face-palm' into hydrochloric acid, so nothing happens.

The next user is trapped in a real-life version of Destroyable City 5 with one of my nukes above it.

Have fun :P

I pull up a plasma "Chryslis" and ride out the bomb.

The next user is trapped in the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center, in GLaDOS's chamber, with no portal gun, and GLaDOS is hostile

I give him a snicker. Glados isn't him when he's hungry.

P.S. He's my friend :D

I kill the next user.

Edit: Cause of next user's death: unknown

cause of death becomes eventually known and I am revived.

the next user is put on death row for the U.S. and the rest of the world.

I don't know what death row is, i'm the smartest person in the world(notirl), so nobody knows what it is.

Capt. Sparklez kills the next user in prop hunt. The next user it actually in prop hunt and dies. irl.