Granted, the computer crashes.

I wish money doesnt exist.

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@minecraft-physics (View Post)

 I Dont care a fuck

@gamax92 (View Post)

 Weren't you dead?

== Wish granted, but the power systems are not ready for this change and everything collapses.

I wish I were sane

Granted. However, everyone else has turned into insane murderers, and one of them kills you a few hours after later.

I wish that I could travel faster than light.

Wish granted, but the police jails you for murdering.

I wish to be able to use the banhammer

You become able to use the banhammer....but for only 2 seconds.

I wish to see a movie.

You're able to see every movie on the world, but you get blind.

I wish to have the banhammer, not to be banned, and it to last forever.

You get a banhammer off EBay, but it turns out to only be a cheap plastic knockoff.

I wish to have complete and total control over the entire human race.

Granted, but one dictator controls everyone back and tells them to all suicide.

i want a cookie. one to eat.