I buy a fancy dog.

Remaining: $5.73   (it was really fancy)

i bought buy a notebook for 5.72 (plus tax)

Remaining: .01 cent

Uses the 0.1c to buy a broken lightbulb

I do a money reset.

I hope you guys are good at maths!

$1234567

I turn it into GBP. Why? Because the British countries are superior, have a stronger currency, don't speak a retarded language and don't scold the rest of the world.

£773489.56

I turn it into C$ since Canada is a british country.

$1270789.20

I spend $1000 on a laptp for @jacob1

left: $1269789.2

I spend $1000000 on 1000 laptops, then sell them at $950 each, keeping the profit for myself (all in Canadian dollars, of course)

Left: C$269789.20

I turn the canadian dollahs back to us, and since i dont know what the ratio is, i just make the number of canadian dollars into us.

I go to WP14 in Los Angeles.

Total: $269323.27

Spend $269323.27 on nuclear weapon research.

Lose the war.

Woops.

You have $0.

Take 0$ and turn it into -$1000000 by making workers build steel mills in their back yard.

On the bright side, less mouths to feed, more soy sauce for me!