I find a penny on the ground, and pick it up. The burger falls in front of me, but I am not hungry, so I leave it.

The next user picks the burger up and eats it.

@Integral (View Post)

The burger contained an irritant so I puke it up before it takes effect.

The next user is on one of the planes during the 9/11 bombing.

Thankfuly I have a sturdy vacuum cleaner outer casing, so it does no harm.

The next user trips on my power cord.  

edit: I posted to avoid the radioactive burger attack, but I suppose this still works.

@Oats (View Post)

 Ouch. i land on my face and bleed for a while.

just then the next user offers to help when a purple alligator attacks them with a razor sharp 50 cent piece.

Not gonna kill meh? just gonna say the first 3 letters of your name in a spam? well.... i guess that would kill me..... but your banned so i avoided it.

The user below will get attacked by Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris the Kid and Chuck Norris the Grandpa.

All the other descendants and ancestors of Chuck Norris come to my aid, resulting in an epic battle lasting for infinity. I, however, quietly sneak out the side.

The next person is wearing a Chuck Norris's great-grandfather costume, and is punched in the jaw by Chuck Norris.

I am a blob of self-replicating, flesh-eating nanobots. When Chuck Norris punched me, I just ate his hand, turning it into more nanobots. I then consume the rest of Chuck Norris, converting his body into nanobots which I then use to eat everyone else nearby.

I eat the next user, turning them into nanobots. There is no escape.

Being a ghost I simply inhabit whatever electronic device I come into contact with.

The next user is eaten by possessed nanobots.

I reverse time back to the beginning of this game,

AngrySpam:

I'll start us off:
I light the below users house on fire >:D

I watch it burn from outside then buy a new one. 

The next user is put outside the universe.