Chuck Norris came to save me even though I didn't summon him.

 

The next user is going to explode in to pieces 1 second.

He/she can't use any of the following:

1. Anything.

@hittox (View Post)
I explode, and my pieces rejoin back together.

The next user is going to explode in one plank time and he/she is a completely ordinary human and can't do anything. And no one is coming to save you either.

However, the laws of physics prevent me from exploding in one planck time since it would require my flesh to be moving several orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

 

I turned the next user into a Higgs Boson. They will decay in less than one nanosecond by splitting into several different particles.

The particles re-bond and I become human again.

 

The next user explodes in less than a nanosecond. He cannot use and do:

Anything

 

The god found this and the explosion didn't happen.

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OFFTOPIC You against the rules in this thread. You do the same thing again and again.

ADVISEMENT: My nesest creations

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The below user got TPT on newspaper saying 'TPT is bad' 'TPT is the worst game ever' and everybody hated him. He is now permantly banned by Simon.(You know Simon can keep you away from the site, and now you can't even view the saves)

But I did not die....

 

The bellow user comes up with an inventive way to kill the next user then accidentally performs it on themselves. 

@china-richway2 (View Post)

OFF TOPIC:
Lol, ADVISEMENT: My nesest creations

ON TOPIC:

The plan was to give an ice cream to the next user, but then I did it to me, nothing bad happened.

 

The next user is the first to post a comment on the page 666

 

 

I do post on Page 666, But I kill the Devil and everyone else who posted on page 666 and nothing happens.

 

The next user is killed by getting beanballed on the head while playing ball.The ambulance comes but Godzilla crushes it and the next user due to the next user being cursed with a curse that is bound to kill him and also cannot be revived and helped by anything and anyone.

 

 

However, I somehow got out of Godzilla's way just before he crushed the ambulance. Not only that, but the curse was stopped somehow by the radiation coming from Godzilla. I quickly leave the area before I am exposed to a dangerous level of it.

 

The next user was in the ambulance the moment it was crushed by Godzilla.

but it only crushed the back part while I was driving and I quickly run into the nearest store and conviniently grap 10 heavy duty tranquilizer darts then run out, shoot him, and make the worlds largest wig and get the the Guinness world records book soon after I redirect the curse with another to actually clean up the radiation. WIN!

 

The next user fails and it is put on youtube, twitter, and facebook seen by millions. >:)