Not an attack.

Next person is now in kick the buddy app as buddy and is burnt by acid.

However, there was a glitch with the acid that crashed the app, forcing you to restart, only to find me back at full health.

I vaporized the next user with a nuclear bomb, before they found the bomb.

The nuclear bomb is a toy.

Next person get farted by me.

I revive this thread.

Nothing happens.

The next user is getting attacked by me.

I am the black hole at the center of SCP-123. Your attack shattered the geodesic antigravity sphere keeping me contained, so you are instantly shredded by the enormouse gravitational forces that I am producing, and I grow a little larger by consuming your mass.

The next user was standing five feet away from me when the sphere broke, and they were pulled into my singularity.

ANd was being sucked into it when chuck norris decided he felt like saving the world again so he told you to collapes under your own unstable core and I fell backwards falling into a teleporter that brought me somewhere in japan, while you exploded and incinerated everything in sight.

The next user was a scientist watching all this.

And because i'm only watching, nothing happens.

I throw a computer at the next user.

@hittox (View Post)

Nice, but can you escape THISSSSSSS!!!!!

Its only a small iphone that hurts slightly.

The next user transported to herobrines secrete lair filled with tons of creepers, enderman, and spiders and you have no wepons and no armor. HEROBRINE IS WAITING!!!

But then someone else's red matter missile from the ICBM mod hits the area, creating a black hole which sucks in all of the mobs. I was standing in one corner of the room, which was outside the black hole's blast radius.

The next user is playing Minecraft multiplayer, when fifty griefers arrive on the server.