I'm from Aparzen, a planet 7 billion light years away from earth, This planet of mine is exactly 17000 imes larger than earth and our civilization here has been around for 3 million years longer than you earthlings. I am able to use TPT and Facebook because I'm Aparzen's official alien communicator, and TPT and FB is what i browse during my breaks.
Also, I may use this opportunity to warn you, because you are my friends. My planet sents out Zappers to suck resources from other planets, and the one HJ6000007A is heading for the solar system right now...