It is the middle of the next ice age. The rebels take me to their tent camp where they plan to kill me the next day. However, during the night, a massive blizzard hits, destroying their tent camp. I steal a torch and limp away from the rebel camp during the blizzard where I find a nearby town where I spend some time to allow my injuries to heal.

The next user was one of the rebels who froze to death in the blizzard.

I am wearing a fire proof suit.

The next user isn't.

In the foot. Ouch.

The next user is stranded on a row boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean during a strong storm.

@Potbelly (View Post)

garbage disposile...

I grab the year old french fries sitting in it to jam the blades then I use the spaggitte strings to weave a rope and clim out.

The next user is SuinDraws subconscince... good luck, you'll need it.

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That sounds painful... Halp

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But I grew tired of his antics, so I took control of his body and threw it over a cliff

The next user is below the cliff about to be hit by SuinDraw's body.

I move out of the way.

Next user is fried food that is about to be eaten at a fried food convention.

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This... "fried food convention" where would one find one of these...

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But I was prepared badly, and I'm dirty and full of bacteria, the person eating me dies from salmonella or something...