The Powder Toy

boxmein

But "The Sun" is actually an Estonian band. I eat them instead.
_{_{shortly after, I die of human poisoning}}

The next user gets carpet-banned from life.

xetalim

ok

the next user eats @boxmein `s corpse

(you`ll die of human poisoning)

TPTROXRLYITSTRUE

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xetalim

om nom nom nom

i am an alien

i kill the next user using alien powers

TPTROXRLYITSTRUE

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agustrusher

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)

Thats an odd number; I end up alive.

The next user stares at slender man.

Kikinicij

While wearing a blindfold over my eyes as it is my birthday. I almost pinned the tail on the donkey but slender made me trip so I stab the tail in his eye then get the pinyata bat and whoop his tentecles...

The next person is chuck norris' worst enemy and its real, no dream.

Michael238

However, a meteorite three meters across lands on top of Chuck Norris instantly crushing him to death, since he is nothing more than a regular human who happens to be famous.

I shoot the next user with a bullet made of pure cobalt-60, and they now have five minutes before they die of radiation poisoning.

Kikinicij

@Michael238 (View Post)

*Chuck Norris will haunt you in your dreams for that...

I preform self surgery with my scalplae I always bring with me then get my phone and call 911 to take me to a hospital to get painkillers and recover.

The next user is .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds away from dying of a headshot from a sniper... your basicly dead...

vielle

@Kikinicij (View Post)

While my mouth was opened I quickly crush the bullet with my teeth thus splitting in bullet in half then I blow it out and use my tongue to take the bullets out.

Next person is nothing (Thus meaning they are dead and cannot do anything)
FYI religion cannot be used as an advantage to get out of this answer like OH IF I DEAD I GOT TO HEAVEN AND LIVE!

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