But I make an alt and sort it out with the mods

 

the next user is a shot in the knee by an arrow.

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)
which never explodes.

the next user suicides.

My explosive resistance armor is over 9001.

 

The next user is glued to acid sticky explosive bombs, when exploded it will spread acid on the person and all over the floor and heats up to 1900 Celsius. 

OFFTOPIC:

its funny how this thread turned from a "I attack" to "The next user has/is" thread.

@xetalim (View Post)
truedat.

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)
"explosive snakes" LAWL!

All the snakes explode before i hit the pit's bottom. The explosion is very weak and doesn't harm me. The bottom of the pit is a trampoline and i just bounce right back to the surface.

The next user is bit by an inland taipan.

However, the explosion is so powerful that it instantly coverts everything nearby into energy. Immediately afterwards, I become a cluster of positrons.

 

I fly through the next user, annihilating some of their electrons and irradiating them to death with gamma radiation.