But I just got a fitting a steel-toed boot store and promptly roundhouse kick the machete out of your hand.

The next user is in the sunroom of a solar furnace. And it's day.

but a very cloudy day, I then notice the time and walk outside.

the next user is being swarmed by Locusts, Very hungry Locusts

I kill him.

The next user is justin bieber

I know.

The next user is trapped in nitrogen ice in a distant planet with only a normal shirt and shorts on.

Turns out that I froze so quickly from the cold that the freezing water did not have time to form damaging ice crystals, thus preventing fatal amounts of damage from occurring. Several billion years later, I thaw out as the planet's sun enters the red giant phase.

The next user is in the same situation, but at a higher temperature, which means that ice crystals did form, thus destroying their body from the inside out.

30*C Lava, And I'm still fine.

The next user run faster than neutrinos, collapses time and space

However, the shotgun shoots neutrons instead of bullets, which causes my body to slowly become somewhat radioactive thanks to neutron activation, but not enough to kill me.

The next user was standing next to me and got irradiated by both the neutron shotgun, and my radioactive body.