I'm am a stickynote so the knife goes through me and I don't die because I was never living

 

the next user gets mauled by a rogue glue gun

But the Crazy Machine can't attack me because it it has no way to move on its own

 

the next user is the next user and is stuck in an infinite loop where they are the next user.

pause break.

The next user gets mowed down by a gigantic earth mover.

The universe explodes because its inpossible but i before i divide i go in a time-machine where i kill the man/woman that invented zero. However, a paradox gets created so i kill the man/woman that invented the paradoxes.

 

The next user is cccp2 about to be banned.

i move to jamaca, get plastic surgery and a sex change, then i pretend i only speak german for about a year so no one knows it's me.

 

the next user is trapped in a very small room with nothing in it but a very hiper gorilla, and a some explosive barrels.

But the Gun jams! I Proceed to cram potatoes in the gunmans mouth as he pleads for mercy.

 

The next user is this gunman.