@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)
no i'm not.

The next user is teleported across time. his one half ends up in one universe and the other half in another universe.

@greymatter (View Post)

Sorry bro, that No i'm not is against the rules, probably.

Whatevs tho,

 

I float as two halves for awhile, until my bottom half is vaporized in a star. The top half ended up in the future, so a starship picks me up and the scientists on board give me bionic legs. BIONIC LEGS!!!

 

The next user got kicked... hard... where it hurts... in the crotch... by my super powered bionic legs.

@RAYZR (View Post)
but i wore a shield made of the material that grinded and shaped the legs so nothing happens to me.

the next user falls into a random river. suddenly sub-zero air blows and the river freezes with you inside.

@greymatter (View Post)

 Luckily I'm carrying a blow-torch and gas, so I thaw my way out

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The next user is stranded at sea with no fresh water.

Luckily I'm only 1/2 km out at sea, so I swim back.

 

The next user plays Jumanji, and loses.

I teleport to another universe, while I send a clone back in time to the start of the game so that I win the game, causing a paradox that destroys this universe.

 

The next user is erased from existance due to the paradox.

But I already was a paradox so I Live happily for a few seconds then something terrible happens because that seems to be the law with paradoxes...

 

the next user is a E key when your user has just started playing TF2.

@coenmcj

"the next user is a E key when..."

I'm just a key.

 

 

The next user is Cuddles and killed by Anti-superman