I happen to be Godzilla, so I simply vaporize Chuck Norris.

I tear the next user to shreds, and then incinerate them.

I'm not a paper!

The next user tasked to memorize 1.000.000 digits of pi

Piece of cake; which I promptly eat.

The next user has a honeybadger, a very angry honeybadger, right in their face.

I stabbed the honybadger .

(WTF is wrong with my period key)

the next user is surrounded by tigers and lions

I fly with my amazing jetpack that I happen to have on, onto a ledge where they cant touch me.

The next user is pushed off a cliff where below, there are giant metal spikes.

...and bears; OH MY! And then after the short musical, I happily skip away with Dorothy and friends along The Yellow Brick Road.

The next user is faced with a water-proof Witch of the West.

Edit: The above was for the last person...

@jmeyer2k (View Post)

 I have a hanglider.

The next user is (the one above the 'EDIT')

I take some of the burning straw from the Scarecrow and throw it onto the Witch, which then sets her clothing on fire.

The next user was the Witch of the East when the house landed on top of them.

My spirit get's tranfered to the shoes and when Dorothy puts them on, I take over her body and live her life.

The next user is one on the human characters in 'I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream'.

But the movie gets [REDACTED]

The next user in a quiz show of death and will either win $1,000,000 or be hung when answering the next question. 

"What is [REDACTED]?"

[REDACTOD]

The next user is looking at a [REDACTED] movie.