the extinguisher mistakens alcohol for water
Next player never exits in earth
WUT? What does 'never exits in earth' mean?
I survive sumhow. lol
next user: is 1 most wanted on top 10 most wanted list and has 30 seconds to find a way of escape from the FBI,CIA,SWAT,MILITARY,NAVY SEALS,and chuck norris in the middle of a max security prison and everyone except u has an AK47 and Rocket launcher.
(This situation is VERY impossible, as none of the U.S. armed forces OR police forces use the AK47, and LOL what rocket launcher?!?) Anyway everyone is so fatigued from carrying BOTH of those weapons, that I slip away with ease. Also Chuck Norris thought they were fighting alien invaders, so he leaves and gives me a vanilla coke. I enjoy it while the entirety of NATO catches their breath. I escape to Russia, and live there until I develop a Russian accent so nobody recognizes me.
The next player has the bubonic plague, and it is in the Dark Ages. (and lol your time machine broke getting there) And there are no other time machines because it is... THE DARK AGES!
the AK-47s shoot marshmallows and the rocket launchers shoot jello.
the next user is in the same situation but with real weapons
EDIT: beaten by ONE SECOND...
I knew that the bubonic plague was occurring before I got in the time machine, so I brought a cure for it.
I throw the next user out of my spacecraft where they become Pluto's sixth moon.
...In a space suit. The suit keeps me alive long enough to absorb cosmic rays, where I get superpowers. I fuse the elements of my suit, creating a new element that gives me infinite power. I create an armored suit out of it, and use my insane godlike powers to hurl Pluto at the spacecraft as it escapes to earth. It also destroys Mercury LOL and crashes into the sun.
The next user was on that spacecraft. (Dwarf planet vs. spacecraft... we all know who wins there)
Just before pluto hits my craft, a black hole opens up right behind me only long enough to suck up pluto.
the next user is Buster from Mythbusters.
The warehouse was also storing liquid nitrogen, which I used to freeze the zombies. Once they were frozen, I let them thaw out and rot away as I left the warehouse.
The next user is a Higgs Boson inside the Large Hadron Collider.