since @Aloysius1234 didn't attack me, I am fine.

the next user in being sucked into a tornado! \/

luckely i am in a tornado proof car and i escape

The next user suicides.....

@xetalim (View Post)

Very true... in a dream.

The next user has been bitten by a king snake and has 3 minuets left to live.

I squeeze the venom into the snake's mouth, killing it.

The next person laughs so hard from my escape that their lungs burst.

I have a pair of emergency lungs in my house

The next user watched an episode of HappyTreeFriends, and the events on the episode also happened to her/his life

Thankfully I only watched the beginning of an episode and later that day I recived a lolypoop.

The next user meets with a tragic end.

But in the alternate universe I am fine

The next person is diabetic and is in the middle of the Saherah desert with out food or water.

But, i have power to create food from air and sand, and suck moisture from air :)

The next person spills "the king acid" on his chest.

I am Ironman!

The next person trapped in a room that full of singularity.