Splitting atoms? Good thing I'm in a bomb bunker several thousand miles away. Who's cutting the cake? My robot, of course.

The next user is dead.

I see a mushroom cloud and pray to God to save me then ask my nextdoor neighboor (who is a wizard) to create a force field around us using the kenitic energy from the bombs splitting atoms. After asking him to restore the earth to its original condition, and living in the force field for decades eating canned beans (thats the only food spell he could remember) I came outside, then, finding all the people dead, move to Russia.

The next person is about to be eaten by a nest of giant radioactive worms.

I happen to be the most radioactive object on Earth, so the worms don't eat me because I am too radioactive for them.

The next user is dying from radiation poisoning that they recieved from standing next to me.

But I am the most radioactive thing in the universe, thus, I am not effeted.

The user beolow is traped in a snake pit filled with deadly snakes and there is no escape and all the snakes know how to preform the round house kick and the chamber is filling with poisinus gas.

I get roundhouse kicked so hard my neck snaps killing me instantly. My body decomposes and I become part of nature.

The next user dies of natural causes.

buy a new computer

the next user meets with lifecatcher

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