However, I turned into a glove made out of antimatter, which immediately annihilates on contact with the air, so ultimately, I turn into a blast of gamma rays.

I fly into the next user, where I cause radiation poisoning.

I hold up a 10 metre thick piece of lead, with Chuck Norris.

The next user is forced to listen to 10 hours of Nyan cat.

The speakers explode due to extreme nyaninity

The shrapnel from the speakers fly towards the next user

I'm still behind the piece of lead :)

The next user is crushed under 5 tonnes of sand.

I am crushed dramaticly, but thankfully I am still nomming on the corpse of bimmo_devices and my health goes up at the same rate it goes down. 

The next user is at the crash site of the rocket from a page back, when the fule from the rocket finaly explodes.

I go flying, finally landing into a children's swimming pool.

The next poster is drowning in the pool! It is frighteningly deep for a kiddy pool.

But I swim to the surface fo the pool in my scubagear

The next user is being tested (FOR SCIENCE!) At aperture science.

My soul gets transported into a robot, and i am enjoyed by millions on people. :)

The next user is a creeper, 5 nanoseconds from exploding.

The player despawns due to a server crash, so I stop the countdown and the explosion never occurs.

The next user is at St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, when an antimatter bomb detonates.