Survive The Attack
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;_;
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it turns out that girl is my childhood friend and does not attack me
the next user is straped in front of a hypersonic plane and flown at mach 5.5 and the plane is equipped with a anti-startrek force field making it invumnerable with startrek defenses/attacks/equipment (you get the idea)
hachouma:
;_;
I know what it feels
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Wait a minute...SuinDraw just died, he/she didn't counter with a way out.
Anyhow...
I throw a grenade at the next user and then hack their account and make them post a useless defense, and they subsequently still die.
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(Does this mean cute-attack? If so:) I tear my eyes out before I succumb to the cute! I now live as a monster, rejected by society.
Suddenly! A meteor is coming! (According to rules, no "running out of the way quickly".)
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I live five miles underground, so the meteor's destruction does not affect me, even though it devastates the above ground world.
The next user crashes into the moon at 0.999c
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In fact, I am going so fast that I slit the moon in half. Good thin I have a good DMND sheild cockpit in my small spacecraft. surviving the attack, I return to earth, find Demoman200 at the landing site and run. I run so very far away. I come across an unlaunched rocket. It still has the keys in it. It is now I see, in the distance, the next user walking arround on the pad. So I fire up the engine and pull the pin on a few grenades. I explode violently, destroying the rocket's cockpit. The whole rocket falls and burns explosively on the next user.
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In a desperate attempt to survive, I use my strangelet powers to send heat upwards, pushing the rocket the other direction. Using this brief gap to escape, I get hit and scalded by a few passing pieces. I later find bimmo_devices body burnt and lying on the earth. I start to eat it and recover a few health points.
I see the next user locked in combat with Demoman200.
