After escaping the horrible lecture I go get food. 

I backhand the user below with the Pimping Hand of Pimpingness instantly killing them.

Ima pimp :3

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the user below is stuffed into the center of the earth

I revert back to my steel form and melt down. Years later I re-emerge in the centre of an Antarctic rock that has just been excavated. I proceed to change back to human form and rip the flesh of my discoverer. 

The next user is that discoverer.

that was my disguise. As you are ripping of my flesh I unzip the zipper on my back, and run away before you notice me

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The user below is put into space without a space suit

I am hurdled into the open space at the edge of a shallow arctic slope, were I fall a terrifying 2 feet. I land safely and proceed to run after whoever hurdeled me, and rip them apart.

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The next user gets in my way.

Read my last answer /\

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The next user falls into my disguise as Oats rips it open, revealing the unarmed helpless victim inside

I use my handheld teleporter to teleport back to my secret base in an antimatter universe, before collapsing the universe I just left, destroying PacBrad in the process.

The next user is in that collapsing universe with PacBrad.

Thankfully we had already escaped to another the alternetive universe were Feynman is Yggdra_Syl. 

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The next user is left to die in the collapsing universe and all it entitles with no means of escape.