I rip off my clothing right before the plane hits, and i land in the water below.
The next user is placed next to a singularity point
I am destroyed and I happily live the rest of my death as DUST.
the next user is TPT when i accidently press "Alt, F4" on my keyboard.
However, I edit my coding to instantly restart if ALT+F4 is pressed.
The next user has fallen into the core of the Sun.
I am not dead, my soul is just scattered through the universe until Glob tallies my deads. :)
The next user is the china, in the china shop, with a bull in it.
i happen to be a bull tamer with a shotgun i kill the bull
the next user is caught redhanded robbing a bank with only a hammer against a swat team
I create a black hole, destroying the torpedo. I then convert the black hole into a wormhole to another universe and go through it.
The next user is hit by a gamma ray burst from one light year away and vaporized.