I tryied to countwer the ninja but falied, so i pulled out my hand gun and shot him.

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the next user is being digested by a whale, foe now 555 days so all thats left of him is realy nothing.... litrally.

He was my clone.

The next user dies.

I reincarnate into my current self.

The next user can't do that

...Can't do what? Please do an attack ._.

I eat poo and fart Highly radio-active and toxic gas at the next user.

I am wearing a gas mask and radio-active proof suit.

The next user falls into the active reactor of a nuclear powerplant.

I'm wearing a 5-inch thick suit made of DMND.

The next user falls into a SSI quad-blade shredder without any protection.

I take my SSI quad-blade shredder and put it in your SSI quad-blade shredder, shredding eachother into scrap, surviving the attack.

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i'm forcing the next user to go to an extremely boring lecture about an extremely boring book, boring him/her to death!

However, thirty seconds after the start of the lecture, part of the ceiling collapsed, causing the lecture to end. I just walk out of the lecture afterwards.

The next user is teleported to the center of the planet Jupiter, where they are crushed to death and burned to death simultaneously.

I am distracted by your weeeeeee, wondering how the heck you did that.

I snap a giant book on the next user