It is just snails.


The next user is boiled for 20 days.

Made of DMND

 

The next guy is pooped by bombs.

luckily, the digestive juices of the bombs from which I was pooped couldn't penetrate the plastic bag I was in, testing how long I could survive.

 

The next person openned the bag and was over-exposed to the smell of sweat and dirty clothing, nearly killing them.

But only nearly.


The next user repeatedly cuts the hydra's heads off.

I find a safe, tungsten bunker where I come up with a hydra-head-cutting machine that cuts every head that pops up, leaving me to walk away unscathed.

 

The next user has to deal with the hydra after the universe runs out of hydra-head-cutting machine materials.

i am Harry Potter, i kill them all

 

the next user is a voldemort.

But i am in the soviet russia version where the good guys die in the end.

 

The next user is attacked by a ninja