9/10

Falls off cliff and calls ambulance. Ambulance falls off cliff.

6/10

Discovers alien race.

Combine.

8/10

watches "Animation vs. Animator", thinks it looks fun, trys it, gets computer eaten by animation.

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 5/10

Surfs the web.

Drowns.

3/10

Gets a job as a paper boy, is fired for incompetence. Lives with his mother for many years. Begins to illegally drink when he turns 15, due to his constant bad luck, and generally being a failure at life. He develops a depressive rage, fueled by his alcoholism. The school board states he needs to go to a psychologist for evaluation, as he has become disruptive in school. He is forced to take antidepressants after being diagnosed with depression. His constant drinking and bad luck cause him to fail to get a job when he hits 18. His parents refuse to pay for his college. Without guardians being forced to pay for his medication he is taken off the antidepressants. He goes on a massive killing spree, eliminating half the police force in the country. He is put in a high security prison.

His bad luck causes him to drop the soap every single day.