I give TPTROXRLYITSTRUE his schizo pills. He wasn't really going to destroy the earth.

I trap the next user in a building with a version of Nikola Tesla's resonance oscillator attached.

The building is perfectly earthquake-proof.

The next user is inside the oscillator.

However, since most of my mass is water, I simply absorb the vibrations without much of anything happening.

The next user is hit by a falling pie.

The redneck is in a hospital bed with a deadly disease. Should have layed off the chewing tobacco?

The next user tries to steal boxmein's box.

He has a large stock of them, just in case this happens.

He attacks the next user with one of his boxes, like Dr.Hax.

I am just a box.

The next user is just a boxed picture. and is being lit on fire too

I am Loki. God of Mischief. I cloned myself.

Next One has a bomb planted in his brain. 2 pounds of C-4