Fortunately, asthma attacks don't regularly get anywhere near that severe, and second, I don't have asthma to begin with.

 

The next user is on the Enterprise, when it crashes into the Enterprise from an antimatter universe.

But I am on the Enterprise-B where as the Enterprise-C crashes.


You are assimilated into the Borg collective.

I now work for Bjorn Borg.

 

A very fat person sits on the next user.

However, the person only weighs one ounce, despite being so fat.

 

The next user is standing at ground zero of the asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs, while it's happening.

What heart? OWO

 

The next person is going to be a pizza in a small room without food and has 5 minutes until you get rotten.

The room's air temperature somehow falls to 100 degrees below zero, preventing any decay from occuring.

 

The next user is hit by a radioactive train.

At 0.1 mph. I walk away unharmed.

You are assimilated and become a Borg drone. You can not be saved from the collective.

I don't. (get saved, not the attack happening)

 

The next user has their head stuck in a meat grinder being turned. Ouch.

I turn with the grinder...

 

The next person is attacked by ninjas.