scince NOONE knows what a jaffa cake is, i don't exist, therefore i never get eaten.

 

The next user stuck in a house of bedrock with no doors or windows, in survival mode.

I have an antimatter bomb from the ICBM mod, which instantly destroys the bedrock below it.

 

The next user is thrown into interstellar space, with no space suit, vehicle, or any other protection from the vacuum.

But in that interstellar space (literally "space between stars"), there was the earth.

 

The next user must watch all the Twilight movies with no distraction, looping after you watch them all, with their eyes held open by duct tape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape

You don't know what a jaffa cake is?!
Where are you from?!

The tape comes off and I walk away.

You are a Penguin biscuit about to be eaten.

usa...

Where are YOU from :D

 

the penguins would rather eat fish... 

England.
You don't have Jaffa's or Penguins in America?!
Its a Penguin biscuit about to be eaten, not a penguin about to eat.

And you forgot an attack.

You forgot an attack, so I am safe.

 

The next user is drowning in nitroglycerin and it falls into lava.

Fortunately, the nitroglycerin was diluted with water from an underground pool that had ruptured, so the lava solidifies into rock, while the water prevents the nitroglycerin from detonating.

 

The next user is drowning in the molten iron core of the Earth.

I am a magma creature so I live in the molten core of the Earth.

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I just ate the below user.

I sucked him up with a void.

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Other user used a portal to escape