I counter it mith MAH LAYZA

 

The next user is buried in the core of the earth without protection.

but i am in an alternate universe where the earth is hollow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN-FfJKgis8

 

the next user is in the the REAL universe buried in the core of the earth without protection...

I happen to be made out of the same materials as the core, so I remain solid due to the enormous pressure there.

 

The next user is buried in the core of the Sun.

You attempted to bury me in the sun of a solar system model.

 

The next user has to eat cereal without milk.

I eat cereal without milk.


You are a Jaffa Cake about to be eaten.

I don't know what is a Jacca Cake, so i will presume i am poisoned and no one can eat me.

 

The next user tries to eat me.

i drink a bucket of milk afterwards...

 

the next user is falling from the exosphere. without a parashute.

 

The atmosphere belongs to a very cold planet with very weak gravity.

 

The next user is falling into the Venusian atmosphere with no parachute or protection from the acidic clouds.

...in a space shuttle.

 

The next user is falling up the stairs in the 800m tower in dubai with no way of stopping.

Seeing as you can not fall UP the stairs, nothing happens.


You are a Jaffa Cake about to be eaten.