@boxmein (View Post)

 you can't rebind them.

I am now a star.

The next user is shot with the most pwerful laser on earth.

The laser hit, however, it was shooting very high energy gamma rays, which due to their high energies, pass through my body without much effect, since flesh is transparent to very intense gamma rays.

The next user is flattened by a five-ton block of depleted uranium.

The block was depteted in the lieteral form, meaning it was no longer there

The next user is to be attacked by all previous methods of attack

But they all cancel each other out...

The next person is a STKM placed above a vat of ACID

on a platform of brick, so I live

The next user is dropped into the centre of a blackhole

... And come out of a white hole!

The next user is hit by my SNOW supernova bomb.

Fortunately, I am SCP-310, so the snow vaporized on contact.

I set the next user on fire.

In the ocean. Also, my snow bomb is set to sing and temp set to 1C.

I electrocute the next user

I was on a glass platform.

The next user steps on seaweed and is killed by disgust.