You were a person named Toast that was flaming me. I block you.

The next user is shot by SCP 127.

I simply eat the bullet since I'm still a black hole.

The next user is trapped underwater next to one of SCP-118's assembly areas.

It was a really really small blade, and while it's filled with poison, there is no way for the latter to get out.

A giant bell falls on the next user, the sound makes their head explode.

However, the sound is of such a low frequency that I don't hear it.

The next user is buried alive under one hundred feet of solid ice, in the middle of Antarctica, with no way to escape.

!set life me 1000000000000

!set life next user 0

!set type me vibr

on the next users face...

But vibr doesn't explode when it's life is 0. (I tried it out.)

!set type next user's brain none

But you get a console error as BRAIN doesn't exist anyway =P (Oh that and its 5 letters long)

!Set type next user's LEGS NONE