7/10

makes best joke ever.

Someone steals it.

6/10

Gets invited to a party.

The Donner Party.

?/10 idk what donner party is

loses virginity,

found next day in "Lost and Found" box

7/10 (Think its been done before)

Is revived by a Paramedic,

Dies because of electricution.

@firefreak11 (View Post)

 This is what I was referring to.

@coenmcj (View Post)

 8/10

Goes swimming in a lake

The lake is actually the La Brea Tar Pits.

@coenmcj (View Post)

 oh

@Michael238 (View Post)

 ah

6/10

this might be a bit dirty, but i think it is really funny.

recieves a b***job

gets fired

4/10

becomes a scientist

troll science.

7/10

Gets a job at Ford.

Crash test dummy.

7/10

Gets a promotion at his job to top floor,

Building catches fire.