6/10

goes on a tourist trip to space. Launched into space via jet pack.

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 6/10

His mom is the only person who loves his face,

She goes blind.

6/10

Becomes scientist,

Black Mesa

9/10

Writes down random number as a kid

Grounded for writing 5318008

5/10

Notices that it's 11:59 PM on December 21, 2012, and decides that the world won't end.

World explodes one second later.

9/10 good one

Manages to break the 4th wall

A truck breaks the 4th wall back and runs him over

6/10
Plays minecraft

Can't find any cube.

5/10

Gets date with the hottest girl in the world.

Her husband (Chuck Norris) finds out.

5/10

Pulls pin on grenade, instantly explodes due to mechanical fault

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