@Plutonium84 (View Post)

Granted i do just i MADE HIM banned some how...

i wish i had some tritium

Granted, but it arrives in massive quantities and irradiates your entire town. You have a tail now.

I wish this thread was posted in more frequently D:

@PacBrad (View Post)

Granted. but you need a time machine and you get one in the mail and i break it and send you in ww3 where you constantly battle utill you get so bored you blow your brains out!

i wish for EXOT

Granted, but it is incredibly radioactive and it vaporizes you.

I wish I had 20 dollars.

Granted, but the balls are filled with nitroglycerin. 

I wish nobody could corrupt my wish.

@HandicappedWalrus (View Post)

Granted but nmd wishes someone COULD corrupt your wish

I wish for SING

Granted, you watch as it quickly devours all you own, and you.

I wish nmd never wished someone could corrupt my wish. (paradox time!)