You have the ability to do anything, but you're not allowed to.

I wish for lamp oil.

Granted. You burn down Chicago. What are you, a cow?

I wish for a dollar.

The dollar is a phony and you get arrested for fraud.

I wish I defeated the central powers in WWI and the axis powers in WWII alone!

Hitler kills you dumb jews/

I wish to be banned

Aaronisepic is a racist.I order a permanent ban for him!

I wish I defeated the central powers in WWI and the axis powers in WWII!

Granted. History is changed so badly that you end up a midget.

I wish I had a roll of magical tape

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted, but I ran out of magic and had to tell a fairy to grant it. The surprising part was when I realized the fairy was blind, and summoned a giant roll of magical tape on ur head.

I wish for a cupcake.

You ate a poisoned one.It contained cyanide and termite poison.

I wish Aaronsepic is permanently banned for his racist post.

@Plutonium84 (View Post)

Granted nothin worse to corrupt about that i guess... WAIT HE IS BANNED FROM EVERYTHING

i wish for awesomnium (check forum)

@lorddeath (View Post)

You choke on a piece of the element and you die!

I wish that lorddeath knows that Aaronsepic is not banned currently!