It's grilled.

I wish I had an ostrich.

@billion57 (View Post)

Granted, you had a ostrich in your past, but recently it ate antimatter, which made it blow you up. You don't exist anymore :D.

I wish I had a grilled USB!

you get grilled United soybean board (Wikipedia it)

I wish a had a pot of everlasting chicken wings that couldnt hurt me in any way shape of form

It tastes and smells so putrid that everyone within a mile radius from the location you ate the chicken at dies,including you!

I wish I was the man who defeated the Axis powers during World War II(2)

@PacBrad (View Post)

You have two then a dog comes by.......

I WISH THAT EVERYTHING WAS AWESOME lol

@PacBrad Granted, but its a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion. (Google it :P) 

I wish my computer didn't suck.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 It is, but it takes days to analyze any single program.

I wish for two cucumbers