Granted, your day was so prefectly boring that you go insane.

I wish for cocnuts.

Ew.... why would you want cocnuts...? I guess just by giving you some, your wish is corrupted by poor spelling. >:D

I wish for a slice of toast with Nutella and bananas

@Fast-Driver (View Post)

Granted, but bugs quickly fly into it.. are you sure you want to eat it now?

I wish for bugfixes in script loader.

Granted. I hit you with a wrench after fixing them.

I wish for a slice of toast without nutella and bananas

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted, instead of nutella and bananas it has worms.

I wish for a paradox.

Granted. You were never born.

I wish I could hit the annoying orange and make him into a pulp

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted, annoying orange appears in front of you, and you could hit it, but you didn't because annoying orange annoyed you until death.

I wish I had a lemon.

Granted. It burns your house down (Yay portal 2)

I wish I had a small turtle

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You now have three thingers because your turtle bit two of them off, being a snapping turtle.

I wish for some CFLM.

Granted. You freeze.

I wish for fish corruptor