@nmd (View Post)

 Granted. You open the door to access it, but then all of the carrot juice flows out, and pushes you off the side of a cliff into the ocean below.

I wish for a device that can produce gamma rays.

@Michael238 (View Post)

Granted, but I turned it much more potent than you expected, making the device kill you on activation.

I wish the grant to this wish is slighly better.

each grant was better than the last, and you end up exploding in pure happiness

I wish I owned mutiple vats of various fruit and veggtable drinks. and the carrot juice vat could not be opened without my permission.

@Veldin (View Post)

 the resulting paradox kills the people who read it. including you.

I wish that no person, animal, or plant would have the ability to get drunk.

@nmd (View Post)

 Granted. They instantly die instead.

I wish that the outside temperature was -1 degree kelvin.

@Michael238 (View Post)

due to the atoms suddenly having negative movements, The atoms touching other atoms cause more negative movement, negative heat, negative quantom mechanics, ect. the surviving positive moving matter, when in contact with the nagative matter, creates and explotion that wipes out the solar system, spreating nagative moving matter across the the galaxy and the universe.

all in all, after then dust from the explotions cleared, there is nothing left of the universe except for on surviving cookie.

I wish to have my own giant yellow parking space just like that mayor......

@Veldin (View Post)

That's why you can't wish to get a wish corrupted. Read the 1st page.

@nmd (View Post)

 Granted. You park in your space, but then the ground collapses, sending you plummeting into a magma chamber.

I wish that the person above me had made a wish.