@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. However, you go near a black hole, so we see your picture change every 90 million years.

I wish that found a chunk of iridium instead of the newspaper tomorrow morning.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted, but you get it in the form of a bridge, which then falls, crushing and killing you underneath it.

I wish that my neighbours were more tolerant of my (loud) music.

@DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)

 Granted. They are more tolerant, but then your radio suddenly creates a sonic boom that shatters everyone's windows, so now an angry mob is approaching with flaming torches and pitchforks.

I wish that the Milky Way galaxy was twice as massive.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Granted, but this mass came from a devastating galatic collision between the Milky Way and Andromeda, which wipes out all life, known and unknown, in both galaxies.

I wish that my coke didn't go flat -.-

Granted. It goes thin.

I wish PacBrad would stop going on about his 404 save (it really sucks)

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. He now goes on about his 405 save.

I wish that I had a block of positron-emitting fluorine-18.

Granted. You throw it on pacbrad.

I wish that had really happened

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. It happens, but now we no longer have PacBrad, so a new troll arrives to replace him.

I wish that I had an antiproton laser to shoot the troll with.

Granted. You also shoot your eye out.

I wish trolls ceased to exsist