It all started when you sat down at a coffee shop, sipping coffee. you were tired after a long day. you see a man a few feet from you arguing about something. one of them leave, gets tripped by someone else and stormed off, but that's probably not important...

A random guy came and sat next to you. shocked, you were about to go on offensive but right then he pulled out a badge and said he was from the CIA, and needed your help with something. he gives you an a dress and leaves. puzzled, you later go to the address, but not before tripping on a random cat named whiskers.

You later learn about top secret things like how [CENCERED] and the way the [REDACTED] and what sopa's [REMOVED] ect. They see that they can trust you and give you a top secret mission. To infiltrate the headquarters of The powder toy association (TPTA). Created way back in 2353, it was developing techniques to translate The very pc game "the powder toy" into real life environment. anything someone drew onto their quantum computer would be created in this special box called "TPB".

But it has been becoming dangerous. They are using elements from version 122.4 to create WMD's. or specifically, the Squanto bomb, which, in their simulation tests flattened DC5 (with QRTZ), AC2, and 4MC all at the same time... and still had energy left over to destroy more. This horrible technology had to be stopped before it wipes out the universe.

So you traveled out of new new york, and entered the headquarters of TPTA as a costumer (that's why they chose you. you sit in the waiting room, and do epic things, like... wait. once the secretary leaves, you make your move, and enter the vent that was conveniently placed next to you and and was just your size. As mission impossible 64 music plays you move though the vent system until you reach the first floor, where you see coders taking a water break around the water cooler. You assume this is the floor, and burst out ready pulverize them. instantly, they drop their coffee mugs and water cups, and even their ties, and bring out their light sabers (created in 2067 by cate inc. ^.^) and attach you. epic music plays, as you jump, dodge, and and seamlessly knock out every last coder. you grab a coder suit put it on, and pretend to run away as if you were being attacked. the guards that rushed in ignored you, and you went into the elevator and checked the second floor.

The second floor had these moderators swinging ban hammers at moles, for practice. A picture of the old lockheedmartin was on the wall, and under it, a little shrine. You hide a light saber you took from coder #5 and walk in like an ignorant new guy.

unfortunately, you didn't know that coders were not allowed to go into the moderator room. They all stop hammering the little whack-a-moles and come after you. ban hammers were thrown at speeds near light, but you slice them in half with you saber. but, one of the hammers hit the bottom where you were holding it with your hand, and your light saber instantly gets banned for 42 hours. a few more inches and it could have been you. stunned, and without a light saber, you suddenly get ambushed by the moderators, who ran out of hammers. using your kung -fu you learned in college, you barely escape, only to see that a moderator pulled a self destruct button. the place was about to go.

you decide to skip all the other levels, and just take the elevator up to the top floor. the secretary in the elevator looked at you suspiciously, but said nothing. the top floor was nice. it had little fake trees, a nice view of los angles folded napkins on the chairs (it was a culture thing in the future).

you see a clear box with a sphere of goo inside. The glass box was connected to this Quantum computer. you run towards the computer, turn on the computer, hack the password and open up The powder toy where you see a giant circle of goo and the element QUAM. you are about to erase it, but you suddenly get a news-related popup involving riots over some cookie man. you wonder what it is and is about to click the link, when suddenly you see black...

you are caught. You see a man on the other side of a door. you're in a room. You still hear the alarm sounds from the building, and hear thats its about to explode. you look next to you and see the nuclear device. the Quantum bomb. you would disable it, but your hands are tied behind your back and your sitting on a chair. You try to reason with the man you see but he just looks at you and leave. he's wearing a pac-man shirt.

with ten seconds left you review your life. you finally agree with the experts that your addiction to coffee was not going to end well.

-R3APER

Is that better?

How about

 It all started when you sat down at a coffee shop, sipping coffee. you were tired after a long day. you see a man a few feet from you arguing about something. one of them leave, gets tripped by someone else and stormed off, but that's probably not important...

A random guy came and sat next to you. shocked, you were about to go on offensive but right then he pulled out a badge and said he was from the CIA, and needed your help with something. he gives you an a dress and leaves. puzzled, you later go to the address, but not before tripping on a random cat named whiskers.

You later learn about top secret things like how [CENCERED] and the way the [REDACTED] and what sopa's [REMOVED] ect. They see that they can trust you and give you a top secret mission. To infiltrate the headquarters of The powder toy association (TPTA). Created way back in 2353, it was developing techniques to translate The very pc game "the powder toy" into real life environment. anything someone drew onto their quantum computer would be created in this special box called "TPB".

But it has been becoming dangerous. They are using elements from version 122.4 to create WMD's. or specifically, the Squanto bomb, which, in their simulation tests flattened DC5 (with QRTZ), AC2, and 4MC all at the same time... and still had energy left over to destroy more. This horrible technology had to be stopped before it wipes out the universe.

So you traveled out of new new york, and entered the headquarters of TPTA as a costumer (that's why they chose you. you sit in the waiting room, and do epic things, like... wait. once the secretary leaves, you make your move, and enter the vent that was conveniently placed next to you and and was just your size. As mission impossible 64 music plays you move though the vent system until you reach the first floor, where you see coders taking a water break around the water cooler. You assume this is the floor, and burst out ready pulverize them. instantly, they drop their coffee mugs and water cups, and even their ties, and bring out their light sabers (created in 2067 by cate inc. ^.^) and attach you. epic music plays, as you jump, dodge, and and seamlessly knock out every last coder. you grab a coder suit put it on, and pretend to run away as if you were being attacked. the guards that rushed in ignored you, and you went into the elevator and checked the second floor.

The second floor had these moderators swinging ban hammers at moles, for practice. A picture of the old lockheedmartin was on the wall, and under it, a little shrine. You hide a light saber you took from coder #5 and walk in like an ignorant new guy.

unfortunately, you didn't know that coders were not allowed to go into the moderator room. They all stop hammering the little whack-a-moles and come after you. ban hammers were thrown at speeds near light, but you slice them in half with you saber. but, one of the hammers hit the bottom where you were holding it with your hand, and your light saber instantly gets banned for 42 hours. a few more inches and it could have been you. stunned, and without a light saber, you suddenly get ambushed by the moderators, who ran out of hammers. using your kung -fu you learned in college, you barely escape, only to see that a moderator pulled a self destruct button. the place was about to go.

you decide to skip all the other levels, and just take the elevator up to the top floor. the secretary in the elevator looked at you suspiciously, but said nothing. the top floor was nice. it had little fake trees, a nice view of los angles folded napkins on the chairs (it was a culture thing in the future).

you see a clear box with a sphere of goo inside. The glass box was connected to this Quantum computer. you run towards the computer, turn on the computer, hack the password and open up The powder toy where you see a giant circle of goo and the element QUAM. you are about to erase it, but you suddenly get a news-related popup involving riots over some cookie man. you wonder what it is and is about to click the link, when suddenly you see black...

you are caught. You see a man on the other side of a door. you're in a room. You still hear the alarm sounds from the building, and hear thats its about to explode. you look next to you and see the nuclear device. the Quantum bomb. you would disable it, but your hands are tied behind your back and your sitting on a chair. You try to reason with the man you see but he just looks at you and leave. he's wearing a pac-man shirt.

with ten seconds left you review your life. you finally agree with the experts that your addiction to coffee was not going to end well.

-PacBrad

 It all started when you sat down at a coffee shop, sipping coffee. you were tired after a long day. you see a man a few feet from you arguing about something. one of them leave, gets tripped by someone else and stormed off, but that's probably not important...

A random guy came and sat next to you. shocked, you were about to go on offensive but right then he pulled out a badge and said he was from the CIA, and needed your help with something. he gives you an a dress and leaves. puzzled, you later go to the address, but not before tripping on a random cat named whiskers.

You later learn about top secret things like how [CENCERED] and the way the [REDACTED] and what sopa's [REMOVED] ect. They see that they can trust you and give you a top secret mission. To infiltrate the headquarters of The powder toy association (TPTA). Created way back in 2353, it was developing techniques to translate The very pc game "the powder toy" into real life environment. anything someone drew onto their quantum computer would be created in this special box called "TPB".

But it has been becoming dangerous. They are using elements from version 122.4 to create WMD's. or specifically, the Squanto bomb, which, in their simulation tests flattened DC5 (with QRTZ), AC2, and 4MC all at the same time... and still had energy left over to destroy more. This horrible technology had to be stopped before it wipes out the universe.

So you traveled out of new new york, and entered the headquarters of TPTA as a costumer (that's why they chose you. you sit in the waiting room, and do epic things, like... wait. once the secretary leaves, you make your move, and enter the vent that was conveniently placed next to you and and was just your size. As mission impossible 64 music plays you move though the vent system until you reach the first floor, where you see coders taking a water break around the water cooler. You assume this is the floor, and burst out ready pulverize them. instantly, they drop their coffee mugs and water cups, and even their ties, and bring out their light sabers (created in 2067 by cate inc. ^.^) and attach you. epic music plays, as you jump, dodge, and and seamlessly knock out every last coder. you grab a coder suit put it on, and pretend to run away as if you were being attacked. the guards that rushed in ignored you, and you went into the elevator and checked the second floor.

The second floor had these moderators swinging ban hammers at moles, for practice. A picture of the old lockheedmartin was on the wall, and under it, a little shrine. You hide a light saber you took from coder #5 and walk in like an ignorant new guy.

unfortunately, you didn't know that coders were not allowed to go into the moderator room. They all stop hammering the little whack-a-moles and come after you. ban hammers were thrown at speeds near light, but you slice them in half with you saber. but, one of the hammers hit the bottom where you were holding it with your hand, and your light saber instantly gets banned for 42 hours. a few more inches and it could have been you. stunned, and without a light saber, you suddenly get ambushed by the moderators, who ran out of hammers. using your kung -fu you learned in college, you barely escape, only to see that a moderator pulled a self destruct button. the place was about to go.

you decide to skip all the other levels, and just take the elevator up to the top floor. the secretary in the elevator looked at you suspiciously, but said nothing. the top floor was nice. it had little fake trees, a nice view of los angles folded napkins on the chairs (it was a culture thing in the future).

you see a clear box with a sphere of goo inside. The glass box was connected to this Quantum computer. you run towards the computer, turn on the computer, hack the password and open up The powder toy where you see a giant circle of goo and the element QUAM. you are about to erase it, but you suddenly get a news-related popup involving riots over some cookie man. you wonder what it is and is about to click the link, when suddenly you see black...

you are caught. You see a man on the other side of a door. you're in a room. You still hear the alarm sounds from the building, and hear thats its about to explode. you look next to you and see the nuclear device. the Quantum bomb. you would disable it, but your hands are tied behind your back and your sitting on a chair. You try to reason with the man you see but he just looks at you and leave. he's wearing a pac-man shirt.

with ten seconds left you review your life. you finally agree with the experts that your addiction to coffee was not going to end well.

-Citopow

 It all started when you sat down at a coffee shop, sipping coffee. you were tired after a long day. you see a man a few feet from you arguing about something. one of them leave, gets tripped by someone else and stormed off, but that's probably not important...

A random guy came and sat next to you. shocked, you were about to go on offensive but right then he pulled out a badge and said he was from the CIA, and needed your help with something. he gives you an a dress and leaves. puzzled, you later go to the address, but not before tripping on a random cat named whiskers.

You later learn about top secret things like how [CENCERED] and the way the [REDACTED] and what sopa's [REMOVED] ect. They see that they can trust you and give you a top secret mission. To infiltrate the headquarters of The powder toy association (TPTA). Created way back in 2353, it was developing techniques to translate The very pc game "the powder toy" into real life environment. anything someone drew onto their quantum computer would be created in this special box called "TPB".

But it has been becoming dangerous. They are using elements from version 122.4 to create WMD's. or specifically, the Squanto bomb, which, in their simulation tests flattened DC5 (with QRTZ), AC2, and 4MC all at the same time... and still had energy left over to destroy more. This horrible technology had to be stopped before it wipes out the universe.

So you traveled out of new new york, and entered the headquarters of TPTA as a costumer (that's why they chose you. you sit in the waiting room, and do epic things, like... wait. once the secretary leaves, you make your move, and enter the vent that was conveniently placed next to you and and was just your size. As mission impossible 64 music plays you move though the vent system until you reach the first floor, where you see coders taking a water break around the water cooler. You assume this is the floor, and burst out ready pulverize them. instantly, they drop their coffee mugs and water cups, and even their ties, and bring out their light sabers (created in 2067 by cate inc. ^.^) and attach you. epic music plays, as you jump, dodge, and and seamlessly knock out every last coder. you grab a coder suit put it on, and pretend to run away as if you were being attacked. the guards that rushed in ignored you, and you went into the elevator and checked the second floor.

The second floor had these moderators swinging ban hammers at moles, for practice. A picture of the old lockheedmartin was on the wall, and under it, a little shrine. You hide a light saber you took from coder #5 and walk in like an ignorant new guy.

unfortunately, you didn't know that coders were not allowed to go into the moderator room. They all stop hammering the little whack-a-moles and come after you. ban hammers were thrown at speeds near light, but you slice them in half with you saber. but, one of the hammers hit the bottom where you were holding it with your hand, and your light saber instantly gets banned for 42 hours. a few more inches and it could have been you. stunned, and without a light saber, you suddenly get ambushed by the moderators, who ran out of hammers. using your kung -fu you learned in college, you barely escape, only to see that a moderator pulled a self destruct button. the place was about to go.

you decide to skip all the other levels, and just take the elevator up to the top floor. the secretary in the elevator looked at you suspiciously, but said nothing. the top floor was nice. it had little fake trees, a nice view of los angles folded napkins on the chairs (it was a culture thing in the future).

you see a clear box with a sphere of goo inside. The glass box was connected to this Quantum computer. you run towards the computer, turn on the computer, hack the password and open up The powder toy where you see a giant circle of goo and the element QUAM. you are about to erase it, but you suddenly get a news-related popup involving riots over some cookie man. you wonder what it is and is about to click the link, when suddenly you see black...

you are caught. You see a man on the other side of a door. you're in a room. You still hear the alarm sounds from the building, and hear thats its about to explode. you look next to you and see the nuclear device. the Quantum bomb. you would disable it, but your hands are tied behind your back and your sitting on a chair. You try to reason with the man you see but he just looks at you and leave. he's wearing a pac-man shirt.

with ten seconds left you review your life. you finally agree with the experts that your addiction to coffee was not going to end well.

-Frankie the Turtle, Age 4