Granted. Ghengis Khan kills you for trying to impersonate you. Maybe you should have listened in your spelling history class, no?

 

I wish @PacBrad would stop trying to make @Simon like him (It's really annoying when you kiss his butt)

 

Granted. now he trys to make YOU like him. ___________________________________ i wish i could read peoples minds

@jjbagley (View Post)
You get sickened my the perverted thoughts you hear.

I wish I wasn't pressured by my parents so much to get a drivers license...

Granted. They want you to get a pilot's lisence now!

 

I wish that I had a non harmful pie in my face. (That means no choking, no radioacitvity, nada)

@Citopow (View Post)
It tastes soo good you start barfing out rainbows.

I wish for minecraft to be transferable to real life. Eg. Build something in minecraft and it appears real life.

Granted. Creepers come along after you build an efiell tower, and physics are in real life. Your creation crushes you.

 

I wish for the iphone 5 right now

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve an iphone 5, but when you use it, it overheats and explodes, killing you.

 

I wish that I had all 118 elements in Minecraft.

Granted, but then a large solar flare erupts from the sun and fries all of the electronics on Earth.

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I wish people would be less stupid.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Granted, but you are the only non-superinteligent being, causing you to be shunned. 

 

I wish the cake wasn't a lie