@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. You simulate being in Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. Unfortunately, you forgot to turn invincibility on.

 

I wish that I was at the Trinity test site on July 20, 1945.

Granted. unfortionatly the estimated explosion range was miscalculated and you died due to being too close the the blast. _______________________________________________________ i wish i could do whatever the heck i wanted to with no consequences

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You are a billion dollars in debt.

 

I wish that that I had a radioactive laser.

I said without coonsequences!...............-_- granted but i shoot you and take ur money. ____________________________________ i wish for som chicken flavored ramen noodles

@jjbagley (View Post)
you made a deal with the devil, he comes back and offers you immortality, free! unfortunately there was a part in small text that read: "signing this contract means you agree that's you can die from falling ice cream trucks and that you allow me to drop one on you tomorrow morning" you don't read it and sign the contract, you die the next morning :O

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i wish people would pay attention to wishes so the owner gets a proper corruption >:(

@PacBrad (View Post)

 but you were eaten by pacman

^thats the type of corruption you shouldn't do...

 

but the anger you caused to fedex and other packaging companies gets you put in a box and shipped to mongolia

^thats a better corruption

 

I wish I was gingus khan (look it up)