@PacBrad (View Post)

 He never met you, because you are him.

I wish that I went back to 560 million years ago.

Granted, for a while temporarily.

I wish @PackedBread wasn't so dumb.

Granted. He ends up with encenphalitis because he is so smart. (yay)

I wish the cookie game never exsisted (that was literally the worst idea I have even seen invented)

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted. But the memory of it still lingers in your mind, tormenting you. You cannot ever eat a cookie again, as it is just too painful.

I wish I was a button nosed tortoise.

Granted. You are in madagascar, and despite you being cute as heck, you are shelled by the natives and made into a soup.

I wish my turtles didn't feel hot in my weather so I dont need to hose them off.

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted, they feel too cold and you have to warm them.

I wish I was normal.

Granted. Everyone is insane except for a handful of people, and the insane people institutionalize you.

I wish that sometimes I would have good dreams about cheese

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted. You have bad dreams about chalk instead.

I wish I was insane.