Those were genius
Did u guys hear about the guy who got his left side cut off. He's alright now
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights make an airplane.
I'll ribsmack you. I got a great move now also (since you stole meh idea of flabsmacking. -_-), it's called anorexicide! Raaargh!
A woman has twins and has to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a couple in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him "Juan."
Many years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. When she recieves the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."