@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I put a virus on his computer.

I wish to throw Nyan cat into a black hole.

Granted. I do not know what you mean so you vomit out your insides repeatedly.

I wish my buildings would stop abandoning in Simcity 4

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. The reason they're not abandoned? Exponentially exploding population.

I wish that I could build the Large Hadron Collider in Minecraft.

You get ESPN 3, but your TV is stolen.
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I wish I were a piece of paper.

It works on Opera. Too bad it's the first version of GreaseMonkey.

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I wish my USB had 1,048,576 GB.