@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. a million bucks come charging out of the forest and crushes you under the stampede.

I wish for a million antibucks to destroy the million bucks.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. 90 minutes? How abou 90 one trillionths of a second.

I wish that I could kill Nyan cat with my own hands.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. He is little more than a fossilized skeleton in the sand.

I wish to nuke all nyan cats across al realities.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I poisoned it with the isotope Polonium-210. You die.

I wish that I had never seen or heard of Nyan Cat.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 2. No wishing for wishes or wishing for corruptions.

I wish that I was 13.7 billion years old.