@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. Target: PacBrad - Warhead Status: Ready - Launching: Nuclear Warhead in 3, 2, 1, Launching.

I wish that I could get some bigger nukes for my ICBMs.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I give you some new chemical that I made, that instantly kills you by dissolving your flesh away.

I wish that someone would build the Titanic 2.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. Here's your random binary code: 10101010001010110110111010111101100101011101110101001010100

I wish that I could instantly end all error messages from PacBrad.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. Here's your cookie. Isn't it delicious? I made it with neurotoxins.

I wish that I could sneak into PacBrad's base and detonate an antimatter bomb there.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. The cloud is a nuclear mushroom cloud, and the cookies are flakes of nuclear fallout.

I wish that the cookie game would self destruct.