Granted. Your brain corrupts itself due to all of the insight, and you die.
I wish that I had a one-way trip into the Earth's inner core.
Granted. He corrupts it, but then he throws you into a pool of molten iron.
I wish that I could make a new alloy composed of iron and the melted remnants of PacBrad.
Granted. You recieve them, but each one has the mass of the Sun. Have a happy time inside the black hole.
I wish that I could put PacBrad on a rocket and launch him into a comet.
You recieve them, but they pull you into a universe where life is impossible.
I wish that I could send PacBrad to jail.