I forgot D:

 

A Gamma-Ray-Burster explodes, and the gamma rays roast your planet, rendering it a radioactive wasteland.

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I wish I had a TI-Nspire CX CAS.

@billion57 (View Post)

 Granted. I was testing my strange matter cannon, but the aim was off, so your TI-Nspire CX CAS is now a blob of greyish strange matter goo.

 

I wish that my strange matter cannon had better aiming capabilities.

It aimed better. Someone shot it and made your face a blob of greyish strange matter goo.

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I wish for a cold soda.

Granted, it's so cold it freezes your lips.

 

I wish for a hamster that doesn't run away.

@Sergeant_Starfruit (View Post)
It crawls away, and its invisible too. (Wut? Lol)

I wish for a coconut in my cranium. (Still Wut? Lol)

You get one. You pay a bunch of moneys to get it removed.

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I wish for magical shoes.

@billion57 (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve a pair of ruby slippers, but now the Wicked Witch of the West is after you.

 

I wish that I was made of lightning.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. Here is the antimatter face: O_X.

 

I wish that I had a temperature of 1200 degrees celsius.

Someone screws up and makes your temperature 1200 degrees Kelvin.

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I wish I had teeth the size of Minnesota.