From ICarly.

 

Is mayonaise an instrument?

@Michael238 (View Post)
A worm hole connected your house to the end

Why are my pants on fire

Because you have a super forcefielda around you that is hot

 

Who is santa?

@Anders That doesn't make sense. But whatever, You are.

What happened to my marshmellows?!

 

@Sergeant_Starfruit (View Post)

 They were eaten. -_-

 

Why are my pants yellow?

@billion57 (View Post)

 They are coated in uranium yellowcake.

 

Where did my reactor-grade uranium go?

Your idiot friend ate it.

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Why am I being held hostage 2 miles underground?

You are being held hostage because you might know where to get some replacement uranium.

 

Why is the Moon glowing red?

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Someone heated it red-hot.

Why are my teeth made of Styrofoam?

@billion57 (View Post)
Because I sold your real ones on the black market.

Why is my banana sunny?